How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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