I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
