We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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