Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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