you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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