He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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