Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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