I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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