Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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