dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i was born a porn star she said
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just google imaged poop.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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