Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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