lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just found puke in my bra..
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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