Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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