Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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