And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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