So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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