I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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