I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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