He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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