okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
