you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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