I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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