She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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