Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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