...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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