i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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