what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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