If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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