why didn't you poke me back
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
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Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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