seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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