Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
His nipple licking is glorious
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