sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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