my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You've changed since you got that strap on