I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Dicks are not precious.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.