so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
