wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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