No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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