with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I will pee on everything he values.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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