Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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