i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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