dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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