Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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