So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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