I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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