Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.