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There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks

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(586): There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks http://tfl.nu/aadi

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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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(262): Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :) http://tfl.nu/dwum

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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.

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(931): she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by. http://tfl.nu/75ga

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.

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(814): I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up. http://tfl.nu/mktj

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(330): View more from Ohio

nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.

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(330): nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks. http://tfl.nu/s7xn

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(850): View more from Florida

I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.

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(850): I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think. http://tfl.nu/r53a

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(217): View more from Illinois

Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.

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(217): Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you. http://tfl.nu/3vuw

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.

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(608): We should search craigslist for porches to sublet. http://tfl.nu/mpxg

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(925): View more from California

Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.

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(925): Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life. http://tfl.nu/t7ml

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(641): View more from Iowa

you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts

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(641): you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts http://tfl.nu/ee07

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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts

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(256): 2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts http://tfl.nu/zqnp

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(303): View more from Colorado

I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome

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(303): I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome http://tfl.nu/ctsa

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(989): View more from Michigan

If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.

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(989): If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals. http://tfl.nu/so0f

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(207): View more from Maine

I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.

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(207): I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night. http://tfl.nu/1vni

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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.

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(630): I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track. http://tfl.nu/9q0f

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