Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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