It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
where are my pants?
in the oven.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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