I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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