i think i have two assholes
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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