i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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