Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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