Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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