Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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