I accidentally burped into my bong.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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