just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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