Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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